My favorite Christmas gift, a set of Dexter coasters. Now no one will think I’m socially awkward!

I left Tumblr and came back exactly where I left off, reblogging shit from a year ago.

redsuspenders:

dear god

Starting with ())=======) I’m sure.

We sure have made it far since then.

redsuspenders:

Trailer for Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody

“may the farce be with you”~

This is not the porn you are looking for.

And that’s not the only thing thats changing!

Wow, I can’t believe you were able to afford a cardboard box.

drunkl0vin:

I’m not asking you to save me from the pain. I’m aski ng you to save me from myself.

That looks like strawberry Jam

SEX

Is following people who left a while ago. Good thing they still think I’m cool.

I have returned! In some fashion I Suppose. Can I still stay coherent? ….hmmmm

Marco: Well, Debbie thinks this is all about her biological clock.
Stormy: She stopped screaming enough to tell you that?
Marco: No no no no, the other Debbie. Debbie the teacher.
Stormy: Oh, you mean… black Debbie.
Sparks: Woah woah woah, why is she… black Debbie?
Stormy: Not in a bad way, it’s just to tell them apart because she’s… black.
Sparks: Well, why don’t you call her Debbie, and call the other one… white Debbie.
Stormy: White Debbie? That’s stupid! I know she’s white.
Marco: Then why do you call the other Debbie “black Debbie?” You know she’s black!
Stormy: Hey, first off, I really don’t think we should be talking about this in front of Dr. Quinn.
Quinn: Listen man, you’re missing the point. What if everybody went around calling you “white Stormy?”
Stormy: You mean there’s a black Stormy?
Quinn: … No.

This is why I love watching wrestling.